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« Reactie #90 Gepost op: 28 februari 2013, 10:52:56 am »
neeeeeeeee, is dit echt gebeurt??? wat erg!
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« Reactie #91 Gepost op: 28 februari 2013, 11:34:59 am »
jajaja, Hier staat er ook iets over. http://www.incatena.org/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=41507
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« Reactie #92 Gepost op: 02 maart 2013, 19:49:40 pm »
Het Engels als Europese taal stel ik me ongeveer zo voor:
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« Reactie #93 Gepost op: 02 maart 2013, 20:07:34 pm »
We hebben laatst vreselijk gelachen om een gesprek met collega van mijn man (sorry, is echt erg). Het woord sheet spreek t hij uit als shit. Het ging via skype en wij mochten meegenieten. collega vroeg  Can I see your sheet.  Mijn man bleef echt correct en antwoordde your sheet looks better than mine.  W wij lagen echt dubbel achter de deur van het kantoor. Zo erg!!

Moet je je even voorstellen hoe zon gesprek gaat in europees parlement, over een pp presentatie. ik wil er wel bij zijn.
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« Reactie #94 Gepost op: 02 maart 2013, 20:23:17 pm »
Ken je het boek "I always get my sin"? Dat staat vol met dit soort zinnen van Nederlanders die Engels spreken en is ook hilarisch!

http://www.proz.com/forum/dutch/52540-i_always_get_my_sin.html
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« Reactie #95 Gepost op: 02 maart 2013, 22:48:36 pm »
Ja, en het kan niet anders of dat boek is van A tot Z verzonnen. Niets erin klinkt als een logische fout tegen de Engelse taal. Er wordt ook niet gerefereerd aan wat dan ook. Flauw, hoor. De kunstmatigheid druipt van de bladzijden.
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« Reactie #96 Gepost op: 02 maart 2013, 22:51:39 pm »
There was once a poor woodchopper. "This woodchopping", he said one day to his woman, "there sits no dry bread in it. I work myself an accident the whole day, but you and our twelve children have not to eat".
"I see the future dark in", his woman agreed.
"We must try to fit a sleeve on it", the woodchopper resumed; "I have a plan: tomorrow we shall go on step with the children, and then, in the middle of the wood, we'll leave them to their fate over".
His woman almost went off her little stick when she heard this. "What is there with you on the hand?" she cried, "aren't you good sob?"
But the woodchopper wasn't brought off his piece by her wailing, he gave no shrink. "It cannot differ to me what you think", he said. "There sits nothing else on, tomorrow we leave them in the wood".

Little Thumbie, the youngest son, had listened off hit parents' conversation. The next morning before day and dew he went out and filled his pockets with pebbles. During the walk into the wood he knew unmarked-up to drop them one by one. The the parents told the children to sprockle some wood, and shined the plate.

When the parents didn't come for the day anymore, the children understood that they had been left int the stitch. Soon the waterlanders appeared. But Thumbie said: "Don't sit down by your packages, I will sorrow for it that we all get home wholeskins". Thank be the pebbles, he was able to find his way back.

"By God", the parents said as they turned up, "How have you ragged him that?". "No art on", Thumbie said and explained what he had done. "If you want to be rid of us you have to stand up a bit earlier".

That is just what the parents did. This time there came no pebbles on the pass, all Thumbie had was a piece of dry bread. He decided that his bread there then but must believe to it. He left a trail of braedcrumbs but he didn't have it in the holes that they were being made into soldiers by the birds.

His parents departed with the northern sun, as on the day before, but this time Thumbie soon touched rid of the trail. What now? Good counsel was expensive. The sun was already under, it was raining pipestems and the crying stood Little Thumbie nearer than the laughing. At last he saw a tiny light through the trees; it turned out to be a hou- se.

The lady who stood them to word was a giantess. She gave them what to eat but Little Thumbie received the feeling that something wasn't fluff. He had understood that the giantess' man, the giant, was a people-eater who would see no bone in devouring them. "If we do not pass up", he thought, "we shall be the cigar." As soon as they saw there chance clean they took the legs and smeared him.

When the giant came home, he sniffed the air and bellowed: "I smell people flesh! Woman, why have you let them go there from through? Bring me my seven-leage boots, I go them behind after!"

He was about to haul the children in, but, wonder above wonder, just then he decided to lie down in order to snap a little owl.
"Shoot up, help me!" Thumbie said to his brothers as soon as the giant lay there pipping, "we must see to make him his seven-league boots off-handy."
He squeezed him like an old thief but they went ahead and knew him to draw his boots out. "Now we must make that we come away!", Little Thumbie said. He put on the boots and quickly made himself out of the feet, carrying his brothers along. Also he had seen chance to roll the giant's pockets and pick in all his gold pieces.
"How have you boxed that before eachother?" cried Thumbie's parents in amazement when he showed up.
"It was a pod-skin", said Little Thumbie modestly "I may be small but I stand my little man. And look, I have also brought a lot of poon. We used not to be able to allow ourselves billy-goat's leaps, but now we have our sheep on the dry. We will never come anything too short again! I shall be able to buy myself a nail-suit at last! And woody- stringy."
"And I a soup-dress", cried his mother, "they are you of it these days."
"Great", his father exulted, "I shall buy us a motor-car."

That afternoon he came riding to the fore in a sled of a wagon. "I seem to be having trouble riding straight out", Thumbie's father complained.
"Thank you the cuckoo", his woman said, "you have a piece in your collar. You have him around again. I shall stop you in bed."

The next day the children were stuck in the clothes as well. In her new soup-dress, mother looked a cleanliness. After that they moved to the Hague, where they bought a chest of a house on the New Explanation, and lived happily ever after.
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« Reactie #98 Gepost op: 03 maart 2013, 00:05:55 am »
Over sheet(s) gesproken:


Of je bestelt een engels ontbijtje: ham and eggs

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« Reactie #99 Gepost op: 03 maart 2013, 10:35:29 am »
Ja Marijke, die kende ik idd al. Dacht dat ie van borat was.

Het gesprek waar ik het eerder over had was internationaal gezel schap waar engels de voertaal is. En je ziet gewoon dat het op zulke kleine schaal al niet goed gaat. De nuances worden niet altijd goed overgebracht. Lastig hoor.
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« Reactie #100 Gepost op: 03 maart 2013, 11:13:32 am »
Nog eentje dan.
Toen Helmut Kohl Bondskanselier van de BRD werd sprak hij geen Engels. Om zijn vertrouwensband met de toenmalige Britse premier Thatcher te versterken sprak hij aan een diner de historische woorden: "you can say you to me."
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« Reactie #101 Gepost op: 03 maart 2013, 15:24:54 pm »
Wikipedia heeft ook een leuke uitleg over 'Steenkolenengels'
http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steenkolenengels

De boekjes van John O'Mill die hier genoemd worden kan ik me nog wel herinneren, er moeten er nog wel een paar bij mij op zolder liggen ;)

De Engelse pagina 'Dunglish' bevat ook voorbeelden:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunglish
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« Reactie #102 Gepost op: 03 maart 2013, 21:31:55 pm »
A terrible infant named Peter
sprinkled his bed with a gieter
his father got woest
took hold of a knoest
and gave him pak on his mieter

Dit is wel één van de weinige zonder een schuine ondertoon.
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« Reactie #103 Gepost op: 04 maart 2013, 13:07:17 pm »
En nog meer wijsheden over studies naar eetgewoontes en gezondheid en de Engelse taal;

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans...

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
 
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